There are several things you do not want to hear during surgey. Here are a few that may make you think twice.
Someone call a janitor - were going to need a mop.
Better save that, we'll need that for the autopsy.
Wait a minute; if this is his spleen, then what's this?
Opps! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff?
Nurse, did this patient sign a donor card?
Anyone see where I left the scalpel?
And to wrap this thing up...
Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off!
Have a great day!